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i got really bored. here goes.


Beach/mountains: forest
Donuts/bagels: doough.....nuts!
Day/night: Night
Wicked witch of the east/wicked witch of the west: bad witch
Heaven/hell: what if i dont believe in those?
Make love/have sex: yes
Coffee/tea: dr pepper
Britney/Christina: no
Swiss cheese/american chese: swiss miss
Real World/Road Rules: fuck mtv
Backstreet Boys/*Nsync: Pink Floyd
Silver/gold: Silver
Nike/Adidas: chucky taylors
McDonalds/Taco Bell: taco hell
Sweet/sour: sweet
Punk/emo: Emo...representin, yo.
Hot/cold: cold
Winter/summer: fall
Spring/fall: autumn
Operas/plays: plays...."If I was a rich man..."
Read/watch tv: draw
Cd's/tapes: cds
Dvd's/vhs: dvds
Old/new: yes
Shorts/skirts: skirts
Pink/red: black
Colored pictures/black and white photos: b&w
Meat/vegetables: meat
Mexican food/chinese food: chinese
Commercials/infomercials: commercials at 3 a.m....they all assume you have some horrible disease, lol
Scary movies/comedies: comedies....altho i thought the shining was funneh
Sandals/tennis shoes: tennis shoes!
Dogs/cats: cats are calmer
Unicorns/fairies: faeries
Water/land: water
Sugar/spice: yes
Black/white: do you have to ask?
ribbons/bows: ribbons
Chicken/beef: frickin chicken
Colored christmas lights/regular white christmas lights: blacklights
Cars/trucks: cars.... 78' stingray corvette for me, thanks
Austin Powers/James Bond: Bruce Campbell
Popcorn/pretzels: pretzels
Hip/hop: hop, like a bunneh
WWE wrestling/real wrestling: .eww. guys in tights grappling each other? no thanks.
Back rub/foot massage: full body
Picture frames/photo albums: photo albums
Pens/pencils: pencils. you can just erase mistakes....wish life was like that.